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Dating

Advice #1: Great girls make bad relationship decisions all the time. You just have to be there when it happens.

Advice #2: If you want to catch a girl’s eye, it’s important to make a big first impression. It’s less important to make a good first impression. Just make it a big one.

Judgemental

I like to be generous in what I believe other people can become, but I don’t let that affect much what I think of them now.

I like to be generous in what I believe other people are capable o